jueves, 18 de marzo de 2010

perfume - eau - fragance - fragancia - parfumu: DNA of dead celebrities

http://buscatuperfume.blogspot.com/

With scent of deceased

"Honey, what smells so exotic, is a derivative of patchouli?". "No, dear, is essentially Uncle Ramiro"

Pardon me in case anyone is already doing piggy bank to buy it, but when I read I felt I still yuyu hard. I mean about this company that is dedicated to making perfume with the DNA of dead celebrities, for lovers of the macabre fetish. Apparently, there are already people who smell like Elvis Presley, Edward IV, to Marilyn Monroe and Napoleon Bonaparte, and now will do the same with Michael Jackson. According to the company, called My DNA Fragrance, perfume can make any human being, whether the king of pop or a beloved relative, and only need a hair so that buyers can smell her grandmother Margaret. They say also that aloe vera added to perfume, because it does not evaporate and lasts all day. Since, moreover, is a cheap perfume that is less than 40 euros the bottle, any salary can achieve the dream of his late favorite smell. Something like what he tried the poor Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, the protagonist of Perfume by Patrick Suskind, when he began to kill beautiful women to create the most intoxicating perfume in history. And I am sure she got it, because the substance caused a collective orgy of extraordinary proportions. Do not think I have the same effect erotic holiday perfume created with a hair of Edward IV, and if Napoleon smell, rather than making love, we are likely to come a compelling desire to invade Germany. They say the initiative is so successful that there are already queues of famous knocking on the door of the business to his body odor is immortalized in a fragrance. Soon, then, the effect Axel to link like a madman become obsolete, given the possibility to link the smell of Paul Newman or Marilyn herself. That and many drinks at five in the morning and no ugly failure.

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